How often do you jerk it?

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

I used to do it religiously when I was 12 (never got caught) but now I usually just go to frat parties and find the most wasted chick possible and get some action from her :bunnies:

 

[earl]

bang your monkey twice a month.

 

[donkeybucks]

Hardly any comments. Must be too busy jerking it.

 

[Valuebets]

Okay, I'll be honest just like VA police who are obligated to write 10+ speeding tickets a month, I feel I'm obligated to satisfy myself atleast 10+ times a month.

 

[steaktartar]

i write on average 2 speeding tickets a day

 

[Valuebets]

Jesus Steak, 2 a day? I hope you're talking about slapping your johnny than REALLY giving out tickets in that magnitude :nopityA: .

 

[steaktartar]

Jesus Steak, 2 a day? I hope you're talking about slapping your johnny than REALLY giving out tickets in that magnitude :nopityA: .

uh ya really enjoy started as a 3 times a week habit and has really grown into a big part of each and every day

 

[TheInsulter]

Lol......

i write on average 2 speeding tickets a day

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

A.K.A. :bigfinger

 

[steaktartar]

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

A.K.A. :bigfinger

i can see u r going to be a valuable addition to the rx

 

[HarryCaray]

Every weekday when I get home from work b4 the wife.

Part of my routine...let the dog out, whack it, change clothes, put in bets, turn on PTI. :lolBIG:

 

[Rawpimple]

Decided to scale back from betting and posting at the beginning of 2007 NOT because I wanted to spend more time with the girlfriend/family/friends but because I wanted to devote more time to wacking off to LonelyGirl15.

I really dont get why this chick gets so much publicity. That shit is boring. Maybe if she took off some clothes and used a vibrator and did some Taylor Rain type anal. Then I could see all the hype. :bunnies:

 

[Boxslayer]

i have a hard time getting some good shut eye without firing one off

if you are ever having a hard time sleeping, take 2 tylenol PM, post on therx for 30 mins, fire one off, and lay down and watch golden girls

 

[Alamorich]

I have done it some many times the thrill is gone...I find somebody else to pull on it for me.

 

[aclv1]

i remember one day i must have jerked off like 15 times . by the 6th or 7th time i was shooting blanks. i must have seen 4 full porno movies that day.

 

[DRINKEVERYDAY]

15 times? Impossible to cum that many times even if you are shooting blanks. I can buy up to 8. 15...No chance.

 

[steaktartar]

15 times? Impossible to cum that many times even if you are shooting blanks. I can buy up to 8. 15...No chance.

au contraire........i did 12 once in 9 hour period........no reason just wanted to see how many i would or could spout off..locked myself in with some good porn euro stuff and some spanking videos.....by the end i almost had a noose around it and was beating it with a hammer......... so i quit........12 is the number tho

 

[DimeBag]

I have done it some many times the thrill is gone...I find somebody else to pull on it for me.

Im with you rich, spanking it has lost its appeal over time.

 

[X-Files]

None, I don't know how to.

And what are you talking about?

 

[aclv1]

are there dna samples on your keyboard?

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

15 times? Impossible to cum that many times even if you are shooting blanks. I can buy up to 8. 15...No chance.

Sure, when you "drinkeveryday" but what if he was taking shots of testosterone enanthate or something, then yes it would be possible.